How it works
Parody / satire. Not affiliated with the people depicted. Free skill game.
Playing
Click a KOL – the run starts instantly and lasts 120 seconds. No login, no wallet connect.
- Click / tap = attack. Drag & release = throw (throwable weapons).
- Keys 1–9, 0 pick weapons, Q/E cycle, Space = ultimate, M = sound.
- Score = damage × combo multiplier (up to x5). Head x2, body x1, arms/legs x0.7.
- New weapons unlock at score milestones. Every KOL has a ★ signature weapon (unlocked from the start, +25 %) and a weakness (x1.5).
- Dealing damage charges the ultimate “Network Outage”: Solana goes down, every input is queued and fires at once when the network comes back (x1.5).
Rounds & jackpot
Fixed UTC rounds every 15 minutes (:00, :15, :30, :45). Your best score per wallet counts. The highest score wins the jackpot (the coin's creator fees). A run counts for the round it ends in; you can submit until 60 s after the round ends.
Every run is re-simulated on the server (input log, cooldowns, unlocks, human click rate). Tampered runs get rejected, suspicious scores can be disqualified before payout. Payouts are shown publicly with a transaction link and announced on @BeatTheKOLfun.
Titles
- Exit Liquidity from $0
- Jeet from $40.0K
- Degen from $125.0K
- Trench Veteran from $280.0K
- KOL Slayer from $500.0K
Weapons
- Fist – The honest way. (start)
- Pump Pill – Green-and-white capsule. Bounces. (start)
- Baseball Bat – A classic. (at $1.50K)
- Jeet Hammer – Paper hands. Very fast, tiny damage. Hold to spam. (at $3.50K)
- Frying Pan – Non-stick, but not non-head. (at $6.00K)
- Brick – Just like his bags. (at $9.00K)
- Paid Promo Sign – "#ad" straight to the dome. (at $21.0K)
- Deleted Tweet – Dissolves into pixels. Screenshots are forever. (at $27.0K)
- Grenade – Pull, throw, LFG. (at $32.0K)
- Chainsaw – Hold it down. Cartoon sparks, no blood. (at $40.0K)
- Failed Transaction – Sometimes doesn't fire. Retry = double damage. (at $48.0K)
- Anvil – From above. Physics is merciless. (at $58.0K)
- MEV Sandwich – A real sandwich squeezes him from both sides. (at $67.0K)
- Bundle Bomb – Bursts into 10 mini wallets. (at $78.0K)
- Honeypot – Sticky. He can't sell. Hits count double. (at $91.0K)
- Dev Dump – A red candle chart falls from the sky. (at $106.0K)
- Bubblemap Net – Catches him. More damage while netted. (at $122.0K)
- Rug Pull – Rug's gone. He flies. He lands. (at $139.0K)
- Diamond Hands Punch – Slow. Massive. (at $158.0K)
- Sniper Bot – Hitscan. Block-0 headshot. (at $179.0K)
- Priority Fee Turbo – Your next 5 attacks ignore cooldowns. (at $202.0K)
- Sell Pressure Press – Hydraulic. Flat. (at $226.0K)
- Airdrop Crate – Parachutes in. Contents: surprise. (at $251.0K)
- Migration Rocket – Huge blast radius. (at $280.0K)